Rod Eiron

A guy who is cool and gets girls.

"Hey Rod Eiron is a cool guy!"

'Yeah he is!"

by Internet cookies February 16, 2022

Drench Rod

The end result of double drenching. Usually a high amount of this object shows higher status.

"Should we invite Paul to our Party?"
"No way! He only has one drench rod!"

by TheDrencher January 17, 2025

rainbow rod

A hardened object that faggots use to measure the depth of one another's butt hole.

Quick, grab the rainbow rod let's see if this will fit up Billy's ass.

by Gaycente67 March 21, 2017

Girth Rod

It’s basically a penis, it’s both wide and long. It can also be a name for a big blue back roller, or it can be the names of tigers. It’s an inside joke not recommended for kids under the age of 9.

Eaton wants to use Lucy’s girth rod to penetrate Josh, even though Josh doesn’t want it for that, he just wants to roll out his back.

by Bonquiqui and D-Qwon June 28, 2018

rod sap

The liquid that comes out of the penis during foreplay prior to ejaculation.

I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.

That rod sap is all up in my pants

Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.

by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014

Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.

Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.

by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017

Rusty Rod

When you are giving it to your girl during shark week and she decides to pull it out and put it in her mouth.

Bro, I was slamming that tinder hoe last night and she totally gave me a rusty rod!

by Th3OriginalOn3 June 23, 2018