lightning rodding

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.

"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."

"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."

by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

The Grounding Rod

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.

Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.

by DigitalDick March 19, 2023

Rod the hod

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend

it's Monday where's rod the hod oh he's down spoons getting bummed by his lover

by mr cod September 2, 2022

Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

gotta new rod

Chick found a new rooster,lady is riding a new stud ect..

Sam gotta new rod !she hasn’t left it alone yet she seems to be enjoying herself!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019

Fishing rod

A paticular fishing rod used by fish on the Internet to get likes on their Facebook page by stealing content that isn't theirs.

SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"

by Therightchoice May 22, 2016

Rod wrecker

A girl who's got a very tight pussy

Man I railed this chick the other night and that chick was a rod wrecker

by 201910 May 31, 2019