bedside rag

Usually an old t-shirt, this can be any textile material which is relatively absorbant. The rag is kept at your bedside and used to clean up the goo after you have finished your hand-loving. There are several methods which it is possible to use; goo into your hand and wipe;goo onto your stomach and wipe; or the most popular method is to rest the t-shirt on your stomach so you can goo straight onto it. The bedside rag lets you go to town without having to get up and clean yourself, so that you can sleep like a a dirty little baby.

"my mum found my bedside rag the other day, but i said it was an old art t-shirt which had gotten glue on it."

"my bedside rag smells of extra mature stilton"

by Rob Lewis May 13, 2005

Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).

That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).

by S D June 3, 2008

muff rag

a thong or any skimpy female underwear

I kept the girl's muff rag as a souvenir of the night before

by evilfeller21 June 1, 2009

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

hose rag

a dirty, loose taint that looks wrinkly like old people skin

Dude, your mom has done some serious "playtime" cause her vadge was such a hose rag

by steelmen21 August 4, 2010

e-Rag

Online tabloid magazine or other electronic news source.

Ryan: Where’s Josh? Tried to text him.
Michael: He’s probably on the e-Rag again. He’ll surface sooner or later.

by scriptwrite1 March 18, 2011

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 7, 2012