Queef Burrito

Noun: A ripe and aged vaginal fart, wrapped tightly in a La Favorita brand tortilla and grilled. Usually served with Maxi-Nachos. Often used as an insult when "cunt" is insificiant.

Queef Burrito Example 1:

Me: Man, Jimmy is a real douche nozzle.
Jack: Yeah, let's serve him a Queef Burrito.

Queef Burrito Example 2:

Me: Hey yo, do you smell something?
Jack: Yeah, Jimmy just walked into the room.
Me: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Jack: Damn bud, that's harsh.

by mattis1121 October 1, 2008

Queef

audiable sound emitted from the vagina, ALWAYS caused by rapid intercourse.

carol had no choice in the matter, her queefing was a direct result of brads pumping.

by who me? April 9, 2003

queef nuggett

a blood clot that excretes from the vagina during a queef (during a female menstrual period)

Mary so nasty, i put it in her pussy and that queef nuggett come out all over my stomach.

by tkillah September 14, 2007

queefer

queefer, air explosion between the leggs

an explosion in a fat womans canyon cunt

by genosbird November 11, 2003

queef

A vaginal fart. When air gets inside the vagina and is released it is called a queef.

I swear I heard someone fart, but it smells like fish. Oh, you must have queefed.

by Rob c October 8, 2003

queef

a fart that comes from your vag

"Dear Sarah, my vagina made this really embarassing farting noise. What happened?"


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"ew she's definitely queefing."
"yeah. out of her mouth"

by YuMmAy May 15, 2005

Queefed

Verb, past-tense: (1) The act of expelling air from a body orifice, specifically the vagina. (2) Electronics: A part, usually a semiconductor, that smokes or burns-up sometimes emitting a similar sound. Adjective: (1) Any malfunctioning device or (2) any object that has been broken, destroyed or damaged beyond repair.

Verb (1) "Pat really smelled like a dead tuna; I think she queefed." (2) "I was working on this amplifier last night and the output transistor queefed." Adjective: (1) "My TV queefed last night; the picture just went off." (2) "Tom got drunk last night and queefed his car; ran it straight into a light pole."

by PhantomTechnician April 26, 2015