1.) noun: the object created when a man cuts his nipples off (because they are useless to men as they do not breastfeed) and puts them on a pizza as a pepperoni substitute
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
2.) The appropriate phrase to exclaim when one unexpectedly encounters pepperoni and is excited about it
1.) Michael bought a surgical scalpel on Amazon, prepared to add some dude pepperoni to his pizza this Friday.
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
2.) Dude, pepperoni!
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Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
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Dude, I was mid pepperoni and then out of the blue she grabbed my nuts. It completely ruined the mood.
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Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
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