Paddler

Verb: Someone who engages and follows mainstream trends in music and fashion. Also known as a hypebeast. Word derives from kayaks and/or boats that go down streams i.e mainSTREAM trends and music.

Person 1:Are you going to (Music Artist) 's concert.
Person 2: No they're going to be too many paddlers there that don't

by A.Daniels April 13, 2017

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Piddledwarf

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

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PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

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Paddlers tan

A suntan pattern on the hands unique to those who paddle kayaks and surfskis. The back of the hand is very tanned by the sun up to the knuckle and then from the knuckles to the tips of the fingers much lighter because those parts of the fingers wrap under the paddle and are not exposed to the same amount of direct sunlight.

That guy who surfskis alot has a noticeable paddlers tan.

by Paddleguy June 29, 2020

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