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Prison yard picnic

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic
by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018
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prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
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invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.
He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.
by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020
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Prison Firework

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.
"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"
by ConCoonery March 28, 2023
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Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.
Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Enjoy prison

Something you say when anyone questions your weight, arrest history, expertise or success.
"No child, I am not. Enjoy prison."
by Doug The Greaseman Tracht February 22, 2025
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