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Receiving a pigeon

The act of having a pair (or more) of testiclay stuffed inside your fadge, leaving the shaft among the flaps, resulting in 'cooing' sounds
Bloody ell Sharon, one minute we're cupping and the next I'm receiving a pigeon and flapping my arms like I'm about to migrate south!

Mate is was like stuffing a Sunday roast, never seen a bird so happy to be receiving a pigeon

My mate Stacey said she received a pigeon from 2 fellas the other night....her tits were like Nelsons column by the time they'd finished
by hot cross bunnies September 30, 2025
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Pigeon

A beguiled MARK that is used to syphon juice out of their own soul by LIZZIE BANKS.
JIMMY thinks he's a cornhusker but in reality he's just a dumbass PIGEON who would sell his own soul up joe creek for shits n'giggles and five more minutes of fame.
by JIMMY_BASTER_III_III May 8, 2023
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Pigeon

A pigeon is the name given to a person who has little creativity. Often has dull, boring, unoriginal ideas so they tend to tend to follow the crowd (like a pigeon follows it's flock). All they do is use others to get themselves through life.
Person 1: "See that girl over there? She's such a pigeon. All she does is follow the crowd and has no originality "
Person 2: "I feel bad for people who are pigeons"
by DoorhandelLover January 7, 2017
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Pigeonized

This state occurs when pigeons on their own will settle in ones home/house/balcony and one doesn't mind and continues to host them until the first new pigeon hatches.
Oh man, you've got pigeonzied.

I was pigeonized yesterday.

Last summer, when I was pigeonized..
by hrv'uljak October 25, 2008
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Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon
"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"
by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021
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Pigeon Toeing

The act of sticking ones big toe up another individual's rectal passage.
Person A-"Dude what's that rank smell?"
Person B-"Dude that's Josh's foot."
Josh-"Yeah I just got done pigeon toeing Melanie."
by BeefieMcManStick July 6, 2009
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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