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New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower May 14, 2018
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Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him
“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩
by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021
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Pete

Calling someone a pedo
Someone who looks like a pedo
Peep 1:This guy keeps sliding on my dms.
Peep 2:Just block him he looks like a Pete.
by thatboi21738 January 28, 2019
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Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.
Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.
by mal-content September 12, 2025
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Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.
“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”
by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022
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big feet pete

that one mysterious mage who you dont know if they are a 60 year old bloke or a girl like they say they are. Also their real name is too private.
by bigpetelol October 31, 2017
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petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.
Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!
by Pleidese February 5, 2020
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