The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...
alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*
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Sasquatch Patch

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
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Farting in the onion patch

The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
by Im golf August 27, 2016
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Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.
I zebra patched that chick real good.
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Patch Head

Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Dude, have you seen Chris lately? Ever since he got patched, he's such a patch head.
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puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants
Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.
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puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.
get your hands outta your puddin patch
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