Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.

"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"

by braeez September 15, 2023

15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.

Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...

by Kittens241 January 14, 2024

meatball parade

stuffing your dick into a girl's glory hole

"this meatball parade boutta get lit"

by meatballzz March 9, 2024

Rainbow Paraglider Brigade

A term for members of the LGBTQ+ community who sympathize with Islamic Fundamentalist groups such as Hamas , Hezbollah, and the Houthis.

After October 7th, this gay man that I know named John started posting the most vile things cheering on the actions of Hamas. He is a member of the Rainbow Paraglider Brigade.

by RaptorOfZion April 20, 2024

Rainbow Paraglider Brigade

Members of the LGBTQ+ community who sympathize with and support the actions of Islamic Fundamentalist groups such as Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Houthis; often with blissful disregard for the fact that these groups oppress LGBTQ+ people in their societies. Members of the Rainbow Paraglider Brigade will often support causes that are disgraceful to human dignity.

After the October 7th Attacks, this gay man I know named John started posting the most vile things in support of the actions of Hamas. He is a member of the Rainbow Paraglider Brigade.

by RaptorOfZion April 27, 2024

Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024