paeton

an absolute moron. a poser. a no life leech who will abandon you out of the blue. do not trust him.

person 1: hey did you meet that new guy paeton
person 2: don’t you know? never trust a paeton

by doug cereal May 30, 2024

Payton Pullinger

A brown hair girl with a level zero GYATT

Payton Pullinger has a level 0 gyatt and arches her back to make it look big

by yourfavoritebrunette May 30, 2024

Patons Chinese finger trap

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.

Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”

by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024

Paxton

The least smart person you will ever meet and his best friend is lucio, the smallest person you ever meet.

Paxton is very smart

by word maker machine 690 October 14, 2024

Payton

Payton is a gay man who will reject all mentions of them being gay but will fold if they see a single twink in touchable vicinity

Person A: Hey theres a gay man

Payton: IM NOT GAY

Twink: Haiiii

Payton: Hai :3

by LappyBappy November 24, 2024

payton

payton is a really great bestfriend, best one anyone could ever have. always knows how to lighten the mood and never fails to make anyone laugh or smile. she’s one of the realest people anyone could ever have. always has a smile on her face and smells good.

paytons super kind and loving.

by helllerrrrrr January 7, 2025

Payton Shipman

Someone with a giganotosaurus sized weenier

Deaamnnnnn his name must be Payton Shipman cuz he got a big ahh bulge in dem pants

by Gagagooggopopoppop January 22, 2025