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Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.
What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.
Paeton by WQA August 6, 2011
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Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.
Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(
Paeton by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022
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Really really short. Like 4 foot nothing. Super kind until your friends with her. Then she bullies you. Other than that, she sucks at watching stranger things. Doesn’t know how to stay quiet during mamma Mia plays, loves Victoria secret roses a little too much, and most of all… maybe is good at ringette?? To be honest I've never seen her play. She’s fun to hang around with, does stupid enough things to make you die laughing, and once she gets comfortable with you, will start admit kinks… but all in all she’s quite the something. She’s super fun to be around and do whatever you want. Her flicks also hurt like a bitch. Anyways paeton has long hair. Pretty cool eyes, braces (loser), and an actual sense of style (although I pick most outfits). Her bed is typically comfortable as all hell. She’s pretty flirty when she’s drunk.
Marshall: hey I have 20 dollars

Paeton: Yeah I stole it
Marshall: oh okay :(
Paeton by MarshallBirch May 29, 2022
an absolute moron. a poser. a no life leech who will abandon you out of the blue. do not trust him.
person 1: hey did you meet that new guy paeton
person 2: don’t you know? never trust a paeton
paeton by doug cereal May 30, 2024

Paeton Hughes 

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

paeton mcdaniel

Paeton McDaniel Normally 4 foot 7 inches, he will kick kids named konnor butts if you make him mad,he will grow up to be a billionaire, Will not do drugs. Has the best looking girl in the grade, gas the best looking parents and siblings, normally carts the biggest dong.
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paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
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I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021
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