jungle pants

Male or female who has a large amount of hair by there private parts. So much so that tarzan can sometimes be seen swinging deep in it

i took her pants off and saw she had jungle pants.

by J.SCHALLY January 11, 2008

flud pants

pants that ride up at least 4" higher than a man's ankles. people who don't want to buy knew pants often wear old pant which look like fluds.

Wow look at Jimmy he looks like such a tool with those flud pants!

by andrewd126 November 6, 2011

Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

tootsy pants

An individual who demonstrates prestige in the buttocks department. In laymans terms; A cutie with a booty.

"Yo B check out that Lauren H.... she a tootsy pants fo shizo.

by B..e...a...n..... February 27, 2009

Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017

pant cone

A penis. Male genitalia.

When Janice removed her shirt, she could see Todd’s pant cone through his trousers.

by Laurab28 October 31, 2019