poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017

Positice

'Paus'et'ice'
Nice and positive all wrapped into one

When your sad, just soak in some positice vibes

by MrVers June 25, 2017

Posiductive

Maintaining healthy productivity and living a genuinely positive lifestyle

Man, the way that Tyler hustled through the day and then went to game night with his team was downright posiductive!

by captainamazing January 10, 2018

poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.

Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.

by Datass March 3, 2019

Poison ass

When someone has to take a water shit that makes them feel like their insides have turned into hot poop soup.

I went out to eat with my family and before we even made it home I got hit with a bad case of poison ass.

by Shrumpelstiltskin May 25, 2019

ponio

A person entitled to the word ponio means that they are a huge fan of basketball.

My friend is such a ponio.
You know David? Yea, he's such a ponio.

by Man of the Urban July 24, 2019