south pole teether

When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether

Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!

by woody18 April 30, 2015

Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.

by FriarTuck May 19, 2015

ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft November 11, 2015

chowder pole

The meaning of this word is rather obvious. A man's penis

The man briskly dropped his pants and slapped her with his chowder pole
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by PreSeed FilledWithGreed January 11, 2016

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018