Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocrity, honey put on “OWN” they might be giving Dr Phil.

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021

Fishy Phil

When you take a pregnant fish, squeeze the eggs out, then use the eggs and other material as lubricant

Dude, I gave her a fishy Phil last night

by xx_mikeoxlong_xx April 18, 2018

Phil

Phil, our lord and saviour. He is the one who can beat goku with one hit. My mans is stronger then ur mom and is stealing yo mf greezy ass gorl

Phil: Phil will beat goku

by Papilordgorl January 16, 2021

Phil the fish

Poor phil not only got he used as a pfp but he also got eaten

It could be used when someone uses the most random thing to use as a profile picture usually food that gets wasted
"I'm gonna use Phil the fish as a pfp"

by Mr ohiouncle November 14, 2025

Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.

How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.

by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020

Phil Light

Any sort of light source being held by a person. It is especially true if your name just so happens to be Phil.

Can I get a Phil light?

by ElronHubbard January 11, 2020