High performance giggler pin

a females vibrating toy

tina keeps waving her High performance giggler pin in my face

by cletusdameenest June 22, 2006

Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.

"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"

by The most perfect woman September 17, 2016

fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.

John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!

by blissillusion October 27, 2009

perfect relationship

1.the best relationship someone would ever be in and hopefully the only one.

2.living life to its fullest and having many perfect moments.

3.being with the one you completely admire and adore...willing to do anything for that person

wow...have you seen sye and kaylee,they are like in the perfect relationship!

by Sye White July 5, 2008

perfectly fine

an oxymoronic statement describing one being content with adequacy and mediocrity.

You look sad?

No, I'm perfectly fine.

by The Don of the Donmar September 16, 2013

perfume

A gift which is commonly given to a recent girlfriend to show that the man is sensitive. However, this does tend to fail especially when one uses this method to gain chances to score with the subject or the subject's mother.

Mark: Hey, Akhim told me Kathy hasn't talked to him since he dropped off that perfume at her house.
Joe: Well Mark, now you got a reason to tell Akhim why you've been sleeping with her for the past months
Mark: cuz I'm an leet sauce!

by Arthur Lewis Vandelay December 5, 2004

performant

Describes whether or not a system will perform under load.
Usage first appeared in magazine publishing industry.
Possibly made up by one of my system architects.

That VAX system was really slow until we overclocked it to 20MHz - then it became highly performant

by Kerry P July 24, 2008