Harold Palmer

An intoxicating beverage made by boiling marijuana in the same manner one would normally prepare tea.

Pothead1: Hey dude, you want to make some Harold Palmer?

Pothead2: No man, i already toked to much.

Pothead1: Ok. Hey dude, we should make some Harold Palmer!

Pothead2: Great idea man! I can't believe you didn't think of that earlier!

by Higgs October 9, 2012

Natty Palmer

When one drinks half of their Natural Light and then fills it back up with a cheap russian vodka giving it an even 50/50 mix.

John was drinking Natty Palmers all night until he blacked out in Rebecca's bed.

by bbaloh10 September 15, 2016

face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016

getting palmed

getting tossed/jacked off

"Kody is planning on getting palmed at Henry's party!"

by anon10101001 May 20, 2016

Randy Palmer

Great drink made from mixing Mountain Dew and unsweetened Iced Tea

That Randy Palmer really hit the spot. I just love the bubbles.

by barclacc October 19, 2016

Darnold Palmer

A drink named after New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold. Contents:

2 parts iced tea
2 parts lemonade
1 part gin
1 part Nyquil

Today I either want to feel really good, or really bad. Pass me a Darnold Palmer!

by parmsisreal September 18, 2018

arnold palmer extreme

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.

Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!

by dad b January 14, 2019