Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 28, 2017

cracked stick

Another term for masturbation.

"I cracked stick to a picture of Kate Upton"

by Bagstrap January 24, 2014

shmack stick

joint or blunt, looks like a stick, used for shmacking (smoking weed)

blunt, joint, shmack stick, schmack stick,

by eoghan96 July 11, 2011

30 stick

A 30 stick is any handgun with an extended magazine that can hold up to 30 rounds

"Boy popped out wit a 30 stick"

by Vlonerabbit January 10, 2021

Quentin stick

An 8' piece of doweling used to keep Quentin Tarantino out of bars featuring the works of local film makers.

Tod: "This festival is going well. Lots of interesting new ideas."
Nick: "Oh man, here comes Quentin. Get the Quentin stick."
Tod: "Get out of here Quentin."

by bloopproof May 07, 2010

flavor stick

A flavor of penises that only occur rarely, approximately once every 10,000 years in humans or animals. The flavor can vary wildly from pizza flavor to diarrhea flavor. It can be used as a means of peace or weapon of mass destruction and genocide. It is wildly speculated that a man with a flavor stick appeared in the world trade center and Bush solely saved the world by crashing planes into him.

Zack: Dude, I have a flavor stick, I think it is KFC flavor.
Zane: *Pulls out gun and assassinates him* I did it.....I saved the world

by Corn D. Bread March 13, 2018

Schmidt On A Stick

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.

General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

by uglyducklin May 16, 2017