Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 27, 2011

i cut my own slack

Saying for jerks, slackers, cocky bastards, arrogant pricks and very highly respected douchebags meaning you are the one cutting the slack, and nobody else. There isn't anyone else in your life that you need to ask for help, because you know how to help yourself, and don't need anyone's permission.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Sorry, I cut my own slack"

"Did your boss cut you some slack on your lunch so you can stay longer? I am the boss, I cut my own slack!"

See jerk, douche, cocky, bastard, prick, asshole

by slack cutter January 29, 2012

butter your own damn biscuits

When your significant other asks you to put butter on their toast or biscuits and you refuse.

Wife - "Honey, I'm to fat to reach the knife drawer. Can you spread butter on my toast?."

Husband - "Butter your own damn biscuits. You fat whore!"

by crowbert October 21, 2009

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 22, 2015

Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.

I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.

by Arthur Unkgnome April 06, 2011

fishing in your own pond

Dating people from your decade

Jennifer didn't want to flirt with men her own age, because you're not a cougar anymore when you're fishing in your own pond.

by Cupcake1010 April 21, 2017

Speak your own language day

On May 16 is speak your own language day. You speak your first language (if you have one) Dare: Speak your language the whole entire day

“Yo today is speak your own language day, imma speak Spanish instead of English”

by Hotdogisnoice82 May 16, 2018