by imsg February 2, 2022

a guy covers himself in a tight black blanket leaving his dick poking out of the blanket, So it's kind of like a tent, with one stick, and that stick being his dick. The girl must be blindfolded and try to put his dick in her pussy completely just SITTING down on it forcefully, She can not ease onto his dick when she finds it, She must completely FALL and sit down in random areas until it goes in, This may result in injury. Do not try this without medical people on standby
Gay Tony: You heard how Charlie broke his dick trying to do the broken rhino right?
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
Gay Toni: Yeah, Poor guy. He can't have kids anymore.
by CharIie Sheen June 25, 2018

An exhausted mental searches usual choice picked by your exhausted mind and body to describe the possessions that a destructive accident caused by the action of the woman he loves but knew in his heart "also works to describe" she doesn't care,
There's a bunch of broken shit. And it's my fault for loving someone who feels joy when you hurt.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.
Thank God she's going to her brothers in East Bay. It hurts because I truly cared.
by Pro classy anti snitch April 4, 2020

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

The feeling when you lose the person you though would be in your life forever. When it feels like there’s not point to life without them in it. When you see them when you go for the ‘talk’ and they’re hug shows the final goodbye and you still look at them with the most loving, compassionate eyes, yet all you see is blank and you realise you no longer recognise the love they reciprocate. And in that moment is when your heart truly breaks.
“Why can’t you look at me?”
“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.
That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart
“Because i’ve fallen out of love with you”.
That’s when her world fell apart because he gave her a broken heart
by w1i2l3l4o5w6 June 24, 2020

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.
Mack: I got you turbo.
by Zema'am January 21, 2021

toilet-trained.
by uttam maharjan September 21, 2011
