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Baby Dolphin

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.

This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.

It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.

We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013
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a salty dolphin

That act of taking a creampie in the butthole then farting it out as you clap and make dolphin noises
That thi ladyboy gave me a salty dolphin for 15 bucks
by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020
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Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.
Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.
by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024
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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
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Dolphin Slap

When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
by nswpfMichaelHunt October 8, 2014
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maimi dolphins

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.
The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.
by Finsup🐐🐬🐬 April 18, 2018
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