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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.
-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...
by satch_mo February 26, 2017
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Booty on Lag

A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.
"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two
by Vaererer February 24, 2012
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Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.
He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.
by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023
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Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.
I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.
by electricpants February 19, 2017
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Lag?

Short for "Are you lagging too?"

A phrase a person will say in online games if they experience connection problems. After this being asked, the other players will reply "yes" or "no" depending on if they lag too. The point of this is to know if the server they're playing on is having issues or it's the individual player's internet.

If everyone replies"no", you can be sure that your own internet is the problem, however if they reply "yes", it's most likely the server.
Player 1: lag?
Player 2: nope
Player 1: guess my connection just sucks then lol
by February 4, 2019
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Lagged

yo bro i’m so lagged right now
by Kendrick Lamar Odom May 23, 2022
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