by TwoPiece November 14, 2016
Get the Hat-Trickmug. One or two squares of tissue paper carefully folded around the male genital area. Made to look like the head of Yoda. Originally used to prevent injuries such as cuts or burns. But later used as a way from preventing an erection, due to its odd looking shape. Effectively becoming a hornyness party pooper.
The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.
The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
The first Yoda hat was originally made in October, 2012 in Misawa City, Aomori prefecture, Japan. The hat was heavily influenced by the rich Origami history of this country.
The hat was made by a japanese girl for her mexican boyfriend.
Mexican bf: I am so hot for you right now... i want to lick your nipples.
Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?
Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.
Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.
Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
Japanese gf: (japanese accent) oh, is my baby horny?
Mexican bf: mhmm, i want to pull you next to me and bite your neck.
Japanese gf: I have stuff to do. let me get the Yoda hat.
Mexican bf: you are a party pooper to my hornyness.
by Ulrich Maximus November 3, 2012
Get the Yoda hatmug. Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.
You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
Get the weinie hatmug. by johnnyb3good November 29, 2016
Get the hat trickmug. also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head
by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020
Get the boob hatsmug. The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!
Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.
I hate lotion hats!
Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.
I hate lotion hats!
by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004
Get the Lotion Hatsmug. The ability to project power through the size/embroidery of your hat. Most applies to Military Commanders of high rank, who wear large hats.
"Dude, you see that General get that guy to jump off the cliff yelling "God Bless America!"?"
"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"
"Yeah he's got major Hat Skillz"
by cjayfla January 16, 2009
Get the hat skillzmug.