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Nails Are Our Tails

Nails Are Our Tails
Nails Are Our Tails
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Brown Nail

Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.

A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*

“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”

“A what?”

“A scat party!”

“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
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Nail

Nail Cisgender!? :O
“Hey yesterday I saw Neosporin Cicispizza”
“NAIL CIVIL WAR? WHERE”
by Commander Cat July 19, 2024
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blue toe Nails

Means her pussy smell like the ocean.
-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl

-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there
by PatataquiereaNegras August 5, 2024
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BF pay for nails day

April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”
by cvntyqveen April 8, 2024
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