jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.

Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew

by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023

jewish stack

When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.

Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.

by josham1334 April 9, 2024

Jewish Blowy

When you pay a Hasidic Jew to give you oral sex behind a bakery while reciting prayers from the Tanakh.

GUY 1- "Yo just got a Jewish Blowy yesterday"
GUY 2- "Noice"

by DIENUM April 13, 2024

jewish tunnel

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate

Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins

by tolietfart May 1, 2024

Jewish baptism

The act of oral being performed on a Jewish girl from a Catholic boy to the point she squirts all over him

So I met this guy, a Catholic boy from Brooklyn. He went down on me so well that I ended up giving him a Jewish baptism.

by NJG420 May 4, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024

Jewish half-day

When your boss is Jewish and decides to close the business and hour before closing and calls it a "half day".

Dave: Hey Dennis, do you think we'll close early today for the holiday weekend?
Dennis: Not likely, if anything we'll close a half hour early, you know, a Jewish half-day!

by denchr6 May 24, 2024