noodle nips

Very long nipples

Patrica has noodle nips

by york Hunt January 25, 2014

noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014

noodle window

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

by wonfuji March 8, 2014

noodle titty

N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle

Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.

Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.

Look at Rachel's noodle titties.

by bigsexy72 May 25, 2014

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014

Bunny Noodles

A euphemism for the cuss word "Fuck". It provides the harshness in the tone of voice, yet the innocence of it's text, A very good replacement for a swear word, making the world a much kinder place!

Person 1: "GAH! BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES, BUNNY NOODLES! I LEFT MY HOMEWORK AT HOME TODAY!"
Person 2: Calm down, I'm sure he won't give a bunny noodle if you hand it in tomorrow.

by Professor Leeroy November 26, 2013