Mobile Fuck Hut

not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.

Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut

Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town

Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off

by Nicky Freeze420 June 10, 2018

mobile crazy

Spending more than $14.99 in microtransactions on a mobile game.

Wow, you spent $15 on a mobile game? You're going mobile crazy over there.

by Ricktron3000 July 16, 2018

Grats Mobile

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.

Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!

by MattW August 27, 2005

Steez mobile

A skate board in which you steez on and or ride.

Well im going into town on my steez mobile.

See that tre-flip on that steez mobile

by Meercat18 March 27, 2009

Leopard-Mobile

When someone cheese puffs your car shortly before, during, or after a rain. Resulting in many orange dots persisting on your car before you take it to the car wash. Side effects of a leopard-mobile include Liono from the Thundercats wanting to recruit you, neighbors yelling cat noises when driving to work, and eventual washing of cars.

(walks in door)I'm so angry! Somebody cheese puffed my car. But since it rained, now it's a leopard-mobile. Also, I'm starting to loathe the month of April.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Ownage Mobile

A vehicle that is designed, modded, and upgraded for the specific purpose of “Ownage” ie. Owning people and structures. It can be in real life or in gaming. For example, in real life, a fully decked out Humvee or Ford Raptor could be a proper Ownage Mobile in a SHTF situation in real life. Also, video games like GTA V, Battlefield 1, etc. contain numerous Ownage Mobiles. Batman’s armored car is a major Ownage Mobile.

I lifted my 4x4 Ford F-150 truck and added major body armor to make it a real Ownage Mobile now.

by Trim Hits December 11, 2018

Sped-Mobile

You've stumbled upon one when you see half a dozen robotics club kids come rolling out of their Versa Hatchback into school at 4 in the morning to help a teacher with something. Could also be a really wimpy car that only your seventh grade math teacher would drive.

"Yo, did you see that sped-mobile that Nancy just bought? "
" I'm actually kinda waiting for her to pull out a science fair project from the back seat."

by Antonionionionionionionio January 8, 2020