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not to be confused with pizza hut, slut. A mobile fuck hut is when you have sexy time in the back of a Dodge Ram Wagon 2500 Passenger Extended Van while in motion.
Logan Slimcock: bro bout to get sauced by this squinty eye scrotum licker fire up the mobile fuck hut

Juggalo Doug: Beer me my keys, destination pound town

Logan Slimcock : my dicks like a rubix cube she'll never figure out how to jerk me off
by Nicky Freeze420 June 10, 2018
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