Mississippi mud jug

Blowing air across a butthole to achieve a musical note.
Imma Mississippi mud jug Starla's asshole like a pan flute player at the mall.
by Ronald sagen May 31, 2025
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Mississippi Gnarly

A sexual act which leaves its victims either dead, or at minimum, with cripling retardation. In one documented case, a man was left with no memory of who he was, the only words he could summon from his lips (with a great studder) where "Mississippi gnarly" like a sad version of "Groot" or "Hordor". Scientist die each year researching the enchanting act of the Mississippi Gnarly. Researchers have found (after years of research) that the origin of the act was developed in Mississippi. However further evidence points toward the creation of the Mississippi Gnarly occurring on a bedroom floor in eastern Virginia.
"You dont want to get a piece of this, the last man that slept with me got a Mississippi Gnarly"
by Konnie May 07, 2019
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Mississippi rose

Sucking a fart out someone’s ass and holding it like a bong hit.
Matt is turned on when he gives Deb a Mississippi Rose, he likes the sounds she makes gagging.
by Bitch Barbie November 27, 2024
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Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.
That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.
by Craytop September 04, 2015
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Mississippi back brace

When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger
man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.

Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace
by Bigdickrob April 18, 2016
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Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings
I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire
by BGODMAFIA March 07, 2018
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Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.
by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019
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