Throwing Back Mid-Range

When an obvious exchange of flirtatious glances between two humans occures - the (positive/affirming) expression directed to the initiant in return is "throwing back mid-range."

I scanned the room, noticed an attractive woman, caught her attention and smiled; she was definitely throwing back mid-range.

by ...And Lunch June 19, 2016

MLR (mid-load regret)

Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.

I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)

by Tony Quintal October 9, 2007

care mid

In DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) for Warcraft 3: The Frozen throne, it is when players are "MIA" (missing in action) from their lanes, presumably to go and gank (kill) another lane... therefore, players will say "care mid" as a word of caution.

Care mid can also be used totally out of context to explain general severity. (See example 2)

Example 1:
Player 1 "bot and top mia, care mid"

or

Example 2:
Girl "Why didn't we hang out today?"
Boy "Because your boyfriend was all like 'care mid' last time we sexed."

by BryanShann December 15, 2007

Facebook mid-life crisis

Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.

Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."

Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."

by Octoberstar May 8, 2009

Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

The Mid Laroi

A teenage white boy who makes "music". Constantly yelling and sounding so angry in his songs. Perhaps he should take a hiatus from his music career and consult an anger management specialist. Like god damn i can't listen to five seconds of his songs without him being all like " 🤬 AAAHHH" or like "😫 OHH BABYYYY". Guy seriously should just take a couple deep breaths and then maybe his music wouldn't sound like complete shit.

Emily : OMG I LOVE THE MID LAROI !!!!!!!!!

Grace : OMG SAME GIRL SAME! HIS NEW SONG IS LIKE, SOOOO GOOD!!!

Hannah : OMG STOP! I WAS LITERALLY JUST LISTENING TO HIS ENTIRE NEW ALBUM!

Dave : Who the hell is The Mid Laroi ??

Joseph : Kids these days. I'm telling you Dave - Don't ever get married.

Peter : My wife's boyfriend bought me a new xbox one controller today! He's the best!! :D

Dave and Joseph : 👁👄👁

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe June 15, 2023

Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other

The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.

by thegreengardener October 15, 2022