Femboys matter

a great moment to help men and boys be themselves without being scared of being judged

Great person: imma join femboys matter
Femboy: thx

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics

"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

by r2lee July 24, 2009

Mateo

A very moronic friend who can be reliable at all times, if you ever meet a Mateo, you must cherish them and take care of them as they are normally autistic and can't do anything for themselves

"Fuck Mateo."

by H00DED Experience November 30, 2017

Matterhorn

A large crap that sticks half out of the toilet water. It's tip, reminiscent of the actual Matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.

Dude, the deuce I dropped on Thanksgiving looked so much like the Matterhorn that I could've swore I saw to Swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.

by Pants Face December 18, 2010

All lives matter

Something you can say if you want to piss off a majority of colored people.

Colored: bLaKk liVeS maDduRr
Superior: Do Japanese, Chinese, European, Korean, Dutch, Russian, and Indian lives matter?

Colored: Of course
Superior: Oh so all lives matter?

Colored: REEEEEEE NOOOOO THATS RACIST. EQUALITY IS RACIST AND IMA DOWNVOTE THIS POST REEEEEE

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

Cakel Matter

The crumbs or large chunks of cake left over after binging on chocolate cake; does not have to contain any icing. Must be pronounced as closely as possible to "fecal matter".

You guys ate it all?! Now there's only Cakel Matter left!

by Jen G December 31, 2008

Grey Matter Splatter

-verb.

to engage in the act of ejaculating onto the cranium of a well educated individual.

-"...when I get a hold of that naughty little Physics student I'm gonna splatter on her grey matter...Hoo Yaaahh!!"

"...when he pulled out last night I expected a facial cumshot...but no, he proceeded to splatter on my grey matter....how uncouth!!"

*grey matter splatter...when a dumbass bitch just won't do...*

by BurqaBlowjob October 26, 2009