Matisseing it

When an individual requests a marijuana or nicotine device and subsequently holds it for an extended period without any movement or use

Dude… You asked for the wax so long ago. Stop “Matisseing it”

by crackrockenjoyer77 April 12, 2025

Matilda and Steven

the best soon to be couple ever. Steven and matilda are going to get married soon. STEEEEVO!

person 1: Did you see matilda and steven today?
Person 2: Hell yeah they are the best couple ever omg

by ememem1008 July 24, 2025

matilda

a very sigma human being

heheheheehehehehehehehhe matilda is so sigmaaaaaaaaa

by Short Fuck Bailey August 3, 2025

Matilda Alice Robinson

an amazing person with great music taste and funny humour and great taste in movies and shows, will correct you're grammar alot which is very scary. always use the right grammar around them.

"oh my god is that THE Matilda Alice Robinson with great music taste and great taste in movies and shows??"

by matildasbiggestfan August 4, 2025

matious

cool, sick, radical, amazing

"Your new bike is so matious, dude."

by Leopold Albert Zanderson August 7, 2025

Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection

Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know

“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”

by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

matieu

matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.

You are such a matieu

by tidbbskz November 27, 2025