Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.

I hate when i get a crying maggie

by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010

Colin Maggard

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!

I’m going to have Colin fuck that dog. Colin maggard = dog fucker

A attractive male with athletic skills in all sport UNTIL HE FUCKS A DOG btw it’s a male dog to!

by Doggy Man Fvck May 6, 2019

Maggie

A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.

"Hey Maggie!"
" You're such an ugly butt."

by Maggie(I stink) January 1, 2012

Maggie

A blond white stripper. Has long hair and flirts too much and can't dance but thinks she can

Human: ugh she's dancing again
Human two: is it Maggie?

by A human who was born December 6, 2016

MaGGit

Someone who looks like an inflated maggot and is also a faggot.

Lady: Did you see my new bf with red hot hair? :0

Men: I know him, he is a maggit. he dock as well yah wit cocks in my neighborhood :P

by GetSpy December 18, 2020

Michael Maggio

a big, huge, jerk

example: as mean as mike can be is michael maggio

by mikemaggio August 11, 2011

Maggie

A girl who appears nice but as you get to know her turns mean. She is a backstabber. She is a priss and a teacher's pet. She lies to get her way and make you seem bad. She is very popular and will do anything to out-shine you, even if you're her friend. Stay away from Maggies, They are never good.

"Ew. She is acting like Maggie."
"Wow. Whatta Maggie."

by Brooke Tobin February 28, 2013