All-Madden Fap

Run a play in Madden and see if you can jack off before getting a delay of game penalty. It doesn't count if you call timeout and restart the clock, however you get a do-over if your offence jumps offsides.

I'm so good at AMFing that i should be in the pros!

You have to be really really skilled to pull off an All-Madden Fap

by Tuckered out November 4, 2010

cocks out madden

Playing a madden video game with your genitalia exposed.

Ryan shook his erect penis in celebration after completing a game winning touchdown pass on the final play of regulation during a spirited game of cocks out madden with his roommate Phil. Phil and his penis looked on in shame.

by fartonq November 10, 2010

Madonna's daughter

Lourdes Maria Leon. A very hot woman who is so pretty she makes Madonna's face look like a foot. I don't see how she puts up with her mother always bitching at her. She would make a great fuck diva and/or fuck model and/or hetaira.

Madonna must not know she makes her face look like a foot or she would want to be seen with her.

Madonna's daughter makes her face look like a foot.

by The Fury 13 November 5, 2010

maddox

1.
The highly successfull pirate owner of the worlds greatest website. Boasting over 100,000,000 vistors.
2.
the next nomination for king and God

wow Maddox is my hero

by Maddox fan July 20, 2008

maddenism

<Maddenism> adj. --repetitive videogames that churn out the same product from the previous year cutting, pasting, and slapping minute additions that contains negligible improvements in graphics, gameplay, music, and other tidbits over the previous version of the game. Applies to most 2K Sports and EA Sports titles, and other games such as those from the Dynasty Warriors series.

"Ah man, NBA 2K6 for the 360 sucks, it's one of those maddenism games, it's the same version as what's on other consoles expect the player's faces are cut and pasted to look better, but everything else is just current gen video game graphics"

by Rouge2 July 16, 2008

maddenfluenza

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...

dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!

by Poopy scooper man March 6, 2008

Maddenial

The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over

Jeff's been playing that game all day. He's totally in Maddenial.

by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010