King Mushroom

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

purple mushroom

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

by tony with a T February 13, 2003

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

little mushroom

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word

Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...

by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul December 11, 2017

little brown mushroom

When you release your load from your butt

I had a good little brown mushroom

by Ethan Croke December 14, 2016

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

by Zein July 1, 2006

Puking Mushroom

The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!

by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011