Scarlet Mushroom 

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

Scarlet Mushroom by Fallguy43 December 31, 2020

King Mushroom 

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

King Mushroom by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

purple mushroom 

type of cloud formed after explosion by an iraqi nuclear warhead

purple mushroom by tony with a T February 13, 2003

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

little mushroom 

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word

Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...

little mushroom by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul December 11, 2017

little brown mushroom

When you release your load from your butt

I had a good little brown mushroom

little brown mushroom by Ethan Croke December 14, 2016

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Zein July 1, 2006