Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.

"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."

by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

mexican champagne

Tequila

Well known users include the Jimmy Kimmel Show

Chris Pratt: Oh this is really a Mexican Champagne?
Guillermo Rodriguez: Yea it is!
Chris: Alright.
Guillermo: I don’t mess around. Cheers.
Chris: That Is. . . Tequila.

by AltLore March 4, 2015

mexican santa

A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.

Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.

by Saillfish December 8, 2016

mexican landfill

After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.

I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

The Mexican Wave

When you are going to finger a girl start with one finger and continually say Uno. Then slip in the second finger saying Dos. Third finger Tres. Forth finger Cuotro. Then say Cinco as you fist your girl. When she screams you open your fist and wave saying Hola.

I picked this girl up the other night and gave her the Mexican Wave. She couldn’t walk the next day.

by Stack Hat August 2, 2019

Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.

Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.

by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009

Mexico safe

An attitude or situation that would only meet the minimum safety conditions of the third world. Otherwise, it is considered absolutely unsafe.

Stacking cardboard fifteen feet high off the bed of a pickup truck and driving full speed on the freeway isn't safe, but it's Mexico safe.

Unsupervised children chasing stray dogs through a busy street is Mexico safe.

by Reverend No Dice September 25, 2011