lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck July 21, 2016

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

lincoln

a chill friend who loves cars and hanging with his friends he gets no maidens but he thugs it out he'll always be there for you

man i'm glad lincoln is so supportive

by regularC4consumer November 21, 2023

Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023

Lincoln C Hope

a extremely hot guy with a huge dick that's good at sport and has lots of friends

Lincoln C Hope is such a cool guy

by hoops69 August 14, 2019

Lincoln

Lincoln is awesome. He is sweet. He is super duper hot. Girls should have a boyfriend called Lincoln. Girls need a boyfriend called Lincoln. Although he is bad at bedwars he is good at other games like skywars. He is good at sport too. He likes AFL and most Lincoln's cheer for the western bulldogs. He is friendly and has lots of friends. Despite the original Lincoln who is writing has autism, he is popular in his high school homeroom. Girls should hang out with Lincoln if you find one.

Girl: OMG hello future boyfriend rowrrrr
Girl 2: No he is mine get away
Girl: No he's mine
Lincoln: come on ladies how 'bout you both come to the movies with me
Both girls: okay

by Definition:Lincoln Coate March 13, 2022

Pimpin' Lincoln

(Noun) A man's beard sculpted to look like that of Abraham Lincoln, after whom the style is named. The beard is the same width, thickness and consistency as the sideburns. The beard also conforms to the jaw-line and chin while the moustache is removed along with the whiskers beneath the chin and neck. Not to be confused with the goatee, soul-patch or dad-beard.

Dude, his beard looks like Lincoln's.

Yeah man, it's a Pimpin' Lincoln.

by Pimpin' Lincoln August 11, 2009