lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Lana

baddieeee

lana is a baddie

by lalalalalalalala12345678980 February 3, 2025

lanadelray

Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?
Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City
Can we hit it now, low-down and gritty?
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do you think we'll be in love?

Lanadelray You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you, I want

by Suckarock February 13, 2025

lana

a friend who will always make excuses or lies up to not do something with you

"robert is such a lana, he never wants to get on the game"

by bubz0092 March 11, 2025

Lana Piggy

The cutest girl ever (she loves mudbaths)

Herbert the pig: “Hey, did you see that girl? Lana Piggy? she’s so cute”

by psyeudonymity July 15, 2025

Lana

A human-adjacent entity with dark tendencies and a suspicious obsession with cutlery-based violence specifically, the desire to cut people with a spoon. Not a knife. A spoon. No one knows why. She just likes the struggle.

Once a month, Lana hits peak road rage, transforming into a living, breathing horn honking through the streets. During one of these legendary episodes, she locked eyes with a ghost and somehow, the ghost killed itself out of sheer terror. Even the supernatural knows better than to mess with Lana.

Despite all of this, Lana is somehow charming—like a haunted doll that offers you life advice and then quietly steals your socks.

she is a good soul, loves animals, fun person to be around even in a road rage

There are days when it feels like "Lana" wants to take over, usually when I can't find my sock.

by big back shaun August 14, 2025

Lanaload

A female who engages in intercourse with 1 brother then onto another brother. These brothers are not fraternity related. but instead 2 biological brothers. A lanaload also fails to keep it clean, and therefore she must often use her mouth as an oral alternative of intercourse to the sexual stimulation of the male brothers' penises.

Bro, you fucked her too? Yah bro, she's a Lanaload, our other brother needs to meet her.

by Eatmyamishpubicle September 10, 2025