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Has a great sense of humor, and can always make you laugh. He will help you with your problems, and will keep trying until you are happy. He can make you happy when your're sad, and is a faithful and Loyal friend.He is a natural leader, and likes to take charge of things and lead groups of people. He is very friendly, and likes to have many friends. He has a great smile, and will never give up. If he starts something, he has to finish it, and strives to make things as perfect as they can be. He is a ladies man, and wont usually dump you. He likes to draw, and likes to expose his likings to his friends. If Lance enters your life, make sure to never let him go.
Has a great sense of humor, and can always make you laugh. He will help you with your problems, and will keep trying until you are happy. He can make you happy when your're sad, and is a faithful and Loyal friend.He is a natural leader, and likes to take charge of things and lead groups of people. He is very friendly, and likes to have many friends. He has a great smile, and will never give up. If he starts something, he has to finish it, and strives to make things as perfect as they can be. He is a ladies man, and wont usually dump you. He likes to draw, and likes to expose his likings to his friends. If Lance enters your life, make sure to never let him go.
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by otakuking101 December 30, 2013
Get the Lance mug.An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.
Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.
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Get the Dizz Knee Land mug.Lana is a lovely name that means beautiful, light and calm like the water. It is pronounced like "Lonna." Some nivknames for the name Lana are: Lani, Ana, Elle, Ella etc.
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Get the Landonize mug.The true meaning of being on top of the food chain, a Land, Sea, and Air Burger consists of a McDonalds Hamburger, a chicken patty, and a Filet-o-Fish patty. This is what KFC's Double Down wants to be when it grows up.
The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The burger is rumored to be on McDonalds Secret Menu as reported by NPR and was first discovered on Eat Me!, an online food blog by Playboy, although archeologists claim remains of Noah's Ark have yielded the correct proportions of ingredients. Others argue Paul Revere is the true father of the creation, while critics say that "3 if by Air" is purely speculation.
The Land, Sea, and Air Burger accounts for more deaths in the USA then shark attacks, lightning strikes, and bee stings combined.
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