Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

Kill the spider

The first time your wife lets you hit it after she's been withholding sex for so long you could swear there's cobwebs in her birth canal. Just like killing a real spider, desperation rules, and the only option is to get the job done as quickly as possible.

John: Liz asked me to kill the spider last night...

Jim: Wow, what did you do to piss her off in the first place?

by Jesus Christ, Superdave July 14, 2013

rat killing

See example. It translates to "Go away and do whatever you were doing before bothering me."

"Go on about your rat killing."

by Jinja September 9, 2005

kill yourself

when you take your own life then you live no more

i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)

by marie August 18, 2003

KILL EM

a phrase used often in oldham social circles, particularly at hotel woodhouse, many plots to 'kill em' are generally thought up when everyone is on pills.

'lets go and kill em'

'kill em'

'em em em em em'

by boothyboothyboothyyy August 1, 2008

kill+kittens

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.

by Dustin Imports August 19, 2003

Cody Kills

The New Jersey definition of smoking something, and giving just the tinyest bit left to a friend next to you.

Want these cody kills.

by dvalentine of ctown March 29, 2009