junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.

The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!

by P4n1k November 20, 2019

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

junk

See penis...

Relax man,I've seen your junk before -Amethyst(Steven Universe Episode"Maximum Capacity")

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 19, 2019

To junk

it’s where you go the whole week without washing your cock and balls, then fuck somebody with swamp ass, especially in the summertime

”I went to junk that bitch, and she was hella confused as to why I had such an elaborate odor”

by SwiftJace October 5, 2025