Jesus up on

v.t. to Jesus up on (someone)

1. to startle by appearing out of thin air in a seemingly magical way

I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.

Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.

by amenohi3 May 12, 2010

Da Jesus Book

A Pidgin English version of the New Testament, written for those whose native (Or most understood, at least) tongue is Pidgin English.

The Lord's prayer as recorded in Da Jesus Book:
God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!

by capitan October 12, 2004

Jesus Walks

A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.

1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song

2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!

by DJHill August 24, 2004

Jesse James

Jesse Woodson James. A famous outlaw in the American West in the 1800's. Him and his brother Frank James served as guerrillas in the American Civil War. After the war, Jesse along with his brother, formed a gang of outlaws. The James-Younger gang. They went on a 15 year crime spree in 1866, robbing numerous banks and trains and committing murders, until Jesse James was shot and killed in 1882 by Bob Ford, a member of his gang. Ford collected a $10,000 reward for the betrayal. Jesse's brother, Frank James later turned himself in. Jesse James is also a distant ancestor of the 21st century mechanic Jesse James, who stars in a t.v. show called "Monster Garage".

"And all of sudden hes like Jesse James
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"

by lyricalqueen19 July 8, 2007

Jessicca

An amazing friend who can always make you laugh! She is so incredible, and so unique, random, and just great! She really is an original (her name is spelt differently which proves it even more!), and she doesn't realize it but she is so beautiful! She doesn't understand why everyone gets mad at her when she talks badly about herself, but she is so gorgeous. There are so many things going on in her life right now that pull her self esteem down, as well as faith in others. Her friends will always be there for her, and if you ever befriend a Jessicca, you better stay friends with her or you are going to beat yourself up about it later!

Person 1:Wow, she eats alot of bigmacs...I'm impressed.
Person 2:Her name is probably Jessicca!
Person 1:She's gorgeous too!
Person 2:Yup...definitely a Jessicca!

by believeit! November 22, 2011

Jessbian

Girls who totally in love with Jessica Origliasso (from The Veronicas). Instead of lesbian, we say Jessbian.

A Girl: "OMG i'm a hardcore Jessbian. Jess is SO hot!"

by A Jessbian (: July 16, 2009

jessie(male)

Usually A Very Charming Biracial male.Jessie's Usually Have The Most Wonerful Smiles. They Have The Gift To Make Any Girl That They Please.They Can Go Down On Women For An Extremely Long Period Of Times.They,Can Also Make Women Smile By Whispering Things In Their Ear.

Jessie(male) ThuG 600

by El Chapo74 October 14, 2013