slush jerk 

A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.

Did you see that slush jerk?! He sped up and totally drenched me!

slush jerk by SassafrasLass June 20, 2016

Mid-Jerk 

A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.

Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)

Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.

Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.

Mid-Jerk by serd12 June 18, 2018

squat jerk 

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

squat jerk by tim jhonson December 2, 2018

pretentious jerk 

a contemptibly obnoxious person who attempts to impress others by acting of greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than he/she is actually possesses.

I don't appreciate how much you are being a pretentious jerk at dinner with my family.

My boss is such a pretentious jerk!

pretentious jerk by Matt01 February 5, 2019

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

Surf and jerk by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

Missionary Jerk 

A sexual position performed by homosexuals in which while facing each other (similar to the missionary position performed by a heterosexual couple) the top partner places his penis in the anus of the bottom partner while at the same time the top partner will also masturbate the bottom partner.

Last night Jake missionary jerked Connor.

Missionary Jerk by Professor Pad May 22, 2011

suicidal jerk 

When you beat your meat while everyone's home and forget to lock the door

Dude, I just had a suicidal jerk last weekend. It was sketchy

suicidal jerk by The boonigan man September 16, 2017