Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
by NickyHans August 30, 2022
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juice the moose

to juice the moose is to pass gas,to cut the cheese.
Dude,you better roll down the window because i am about to juice the moose.
by MichaeltranUSA December 01, 2017
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bunghole juice

The brown nasty smelling juice that squirts out of a persons bunghole.
When Joe was banging his girlfriend doggy style she sneezed causing bunghole juice to shoot out onto his stomach. This caused him to go limp and then throw up.
by jimmybomm January 05, 2021
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Puzzle Juice

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.
“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice
by Drunk Anonymous December 07, 2018
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Arm Juice

Arm juice is the liquid taken out of your arm by a medical professional to exam the content to ensure you are healthy.
The term arm juice is especially used by , and for, people who are terrified of blood.
(Also referred to as blood, by those not afraid of that word).
I have to go to the clinic to give some arm juice.
The doctor wants to check my arm juice.
by PaulFamily6 May 22, 2019
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Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.
"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "
by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015
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molest juice

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms
Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house
by MOLESTERS November 16, 2016
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