Sloppy Jocelyn

A female quiefs(expels air from vagina) while on her period.

I was hitting my girlfriend from behind and she hit me with a SLOPPY JOCELYN

by Todd N Esmerelda July 17, 2021

Broker Joel Stuff

/brōkər/jō(-ə)l/stəf/

1. The stuff and things that Gen Z new hires do, both at work and at home. May include anime subject matter or other absurd Gen Z activities.

Millenial: Hey Taylor (they/them), are you busy or can you jump in and help on this project?
Taylor (they/them): Sorry, Fam. Real busy doing Broker Joel Stuff - no cap, frfr, on god, your fit do be fye tho. I am WFH tomorrow, its a vibe - iykyk.
Millenial: What?

by Broker Things December 14, 2022

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is an ugly gold digging shit

Person 1: Have you seen Jocelyn today?
Person 2: nofuckher

by Autistic Dog August 12, 2020

Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.

Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.

by hacktavist August 11, 2010

Jocelyn

A horrible friend. She treats all of her friends like shit because she’s too scared of getting over-attached. She loves her friends but she doesn’t believe they love her. She is a rude person in general. She argues with people a lot and throws things in their face.

Why is she such a Jocelyn??

by RileyDairymaple October 28, 2019

Jocelyn

Jocelyn is usually nice but she always make wrong decisions. For example they would choose to be on Olivia's (you can search yourself) instead of someone better. She thinks she is pretty while she's not

"Urgh, I made a wrong decision!"
"Are you Jocelyn?"

by 我係薯仔 February 18, 2019

Jocelyn

She is Nosy and annoying and always in other peoples buissness

OMG is that jocelyn shes soooo nosy ugh

by sainthoney0101 November 20, 2019