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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
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I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.
I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.
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jet

a slang for the Bloodhound Brims (🐺🎩🅱️) in New York
In the spot and I throw up the Jet (grrah, grrah, grrah)
(Yavi DG: ft Beckham in RPT)
by DatguySkii March 1, 2025
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Jets

A sports franchise built within the St. Francis community consisting of core players like Leroy Elkins, Byron Castrin-Ellins, and Brodington Agosto.
"Holy Shit the Jets won the Natty"
"Should Leroy Elkins of the Jets win DPOY or what!?"
by FFLL March 19, 2025
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RAJ JET

The Person named RAJ JET is an

All-rounder in life. With a Zodiac sign Libra, Always in search of a Mid-Way. Has a Pure soul and a Heart full of Love. Takes care of his friends and family. A Nice Mentor Always gives Best Advices. A

Careing Partner in a relationship.
RAJ JET IS A HONEST PERSON.
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Ghetto jet

A delapidated vehicle presumibly uninsured, soley used to circumnavigate the hood. It is understood that if the vehicle leaves the confines of the ghetto it will instantly be pulled over and impounded.
Look at that Ghetto Jet with broken taillights and a hood that won't close making it's rounds from the liquor store to the bodega.
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nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

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