jesse

a fagbag and a half!

jesse sucks dick

by flyer then the rest of em October 16, 2008

Jesse Pfeifer

Fukboi Fagget

>Hey i heard that guy just cheated on an amazing girl with a chick that looks like a rat.
>Wow, wat a Jesse Pfeifer

by GoodGuy Will March 30, 2015

jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 5, 2006

jessel

A slang term for men of pakistanian origin meaning "turban wearing Pakistanian man"

LOL!! look at all those jessels chasing that goat!!

by Jude Roberts November 13, 2009

Jess

A true cheerleader in the group that cheers up every situation and everyone! She’s always too nice to turn down a favour and often put others in front of her that sometimes she forgets about her own happiness. She's always there to stand up of for her friends, even if it means to offend someone else. Can be a total savage tho!

Siddhi: *wearing her new wireless earphones*
Jess: WOAHHH SIDDHI YOURE SOOO COOOL. TOO COOL TOO COOL!

by Kiwiziwi February 29, 2020

mary jess

best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.

"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"

by jesus ricardo remirez antonio mesita blanca January 9, 2008

Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.

Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?

by swankmasta.6000 July 12, 2013