Ian Middleton

A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong

Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme

by smegyeet August 24, 2019

Ian

A weak insecure male which is offended and suicidal after being called a homosexual.
It also uses Skyrim shouts like FUCK OFF or a tactial plan like leaving the discord server

Rtas: u gay
Ian: FUCK OFF
*leaves the discord server*

by erghu April 7, 2018

ian crawford

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.

Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!

by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017

Ian

Ian, easily one of my favorite people on the planet. He never fails to make me laugh and or smile. I can relate to him on almost everything. I really enjoy his company and look forward to the time we get to spend together. He is such a sweet and genuine guy. I sometimes am mean and rude to him but it's only because I like him and don't know how to confront my feelings. I remain optimistic for the foreseeable future.

Haley: Ian's such a cutie
Melissa: Yeah I know, almost tapped that

by ohitsyelah May 1, 2018

Ian Ryan

A blond guy that wears glasses. His brother is a boy. Brother also thinks that he can lift.lol

I bets that is an Ian Ryan

by The Player For The Girls January 6, 2020

Ian Vasquez

Gay retard that’s gay and stupid and no one likes him.

I really hate that faggot Ian Vasquez

by God42069666 January 15, 2020

ian

anorexic and gay. he thinks he is funny when he is not and nobody laughs at his jokes except for him. he thinks he is BOSS when he sucks. his arm looks like it is about to break everytime he hits a volleyball.

omg that guy such a ian.

by Alexdynamo February 3, 2020